{"title":"Goodbye Charlemagne Merch Store","description":"\u003cp\u003eGoodbye Charlemagne is the alter ego of failed comedian turned failing musician, Kevin Froleiks. \n\nKevin began releasing original folk songs in 2020 as a way of passing the time during the coronavirus lockdown. Remember that? You had to be there. \n\nIn 2022, he began experimenting with other genres as an obvious cash grab, releasing what would become the first two Goodbye Charlemagne albums, Homemade Nonsense and I’ll Leave You With This. \n\nIn 2023 he released 4 albums in 4 different genres ranging from garage rock (The Sensational Debut), to disco (Glitz \u0026amp; Glamour), to synthpop (The British Invasion: Part II), to alternative (We Have Your Son). This project took a lot of time and energy, so in 2024 he phoned it in with Making Minimal Effort. \n\nIn 2025 Kevin was visited by three ghosts who told him it was his destiny to write a concept album. He had never listened to ghosts before so it made sense to start now. His latest album is a rock opera called I Was A Teenage Ventriloquist Dummy.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch6\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/tonethreads.com\/goodbye-charlemagne\"\u003etonethreads.com\/goodbye-charlemagne\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-i-was-a-teenage-ventriloquist-dummy-shirt-brown-unisex-t-shirt-23765","title":"I Was A Teenage Ventriloquist Dummy Unisex T-shirt","description":"Make a deal with the dummy, oh yes, and be an overnight success with this shirt from \"I Was A Teenage Ventriloquist Dummy\".","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Brown \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866596774200,"sku":"TT-23765-BRO-UNI-S","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Brown \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866596806968,"sku":"TT-23765-BRO-UNI-M","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Brown \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866596839736,"sku":"TT-23765-BRO-UNI-L","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866596872504,"sku":"TT-23765-BRO-UNI-X","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brown \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866596905272,"sku":"TT-23765-BRO-UNI-2","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brown \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866596938040,"sku":"TT-23765-BRO-UNI-3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753713878-front_e43ce58d-6c17-45d4-bab5-c2e82961dcd0.jpg?v=1753713967"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-making-minimal-effort-shirt-asphalt-hoodie-23766","title":"Making Minimal Effort Hoodie","description":"Low effort fashion for a low effort guy or gal.","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Asphalt \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866654773560,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-HOO-S","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Asphalt \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866654806328,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-HOO-M","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Asphalt \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866654839096,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-HOO-L","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Asphalt \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866654871864,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-HOO-X","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Asphalt \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866654904632,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-HOO-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Asphalt \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866654937400,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-HOO-3","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753714601-front_08b14ed8-30e4-4bd8-b8f3-0b198f154807.jpg?v=1753714657"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-making-minimal-effort-shirt-asphalt-unisex-t-shirt-23766","title":"Making Minimal Effort Unisex T-shirt","description":"Low effort fashion for a low effort guy or gal.","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Asphalt \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866656149816,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-UNI-S","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Asphalt \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866656182584,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-UNI-M","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Asphalt \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866656215352,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-UNI-L","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Asphalt \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866656248120,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-UNI-X","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Asphalt \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866656280888,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-UNI-2","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Asphalt \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866656313656,"sku":"TT-23766-ASP-UNI-3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753714601-front_8d9d5fb7-85ce-407d-835c-e2cbca090270.jpg?v=1753714667"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-we-have-your-son-but-please-take-him-back-shirt-navy-hoodie-23767","title":"We Have Your Son, But Please Take Him Back Hoodie","description":"Design features \"baby Kevin\" from the cover of \"We Have Your Son, But Please Take Him Back\"","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Navy \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866676105528,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-HOO-S","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866676138296,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-HOO-M","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866676171064,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-HOO-L","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866676203832,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-HOO-X","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866676236600,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-HOO-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866676269368,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-HOO-3","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753714819-front.jpg?v=1753714901"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-we-have-your-son-but-please-take-him-back-shirt-navy-unisex-t-shirt-23767","title":"We Have Your Son, But Please Take Him Back Unisex T-shirt","description":"Design features \"baby Kevin\" from the cover of \"We Have Your Son, But Please Take Him Back\"","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Navy \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866677547320,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-UNI-S","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866677580088,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-UNI-M","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866677612856,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-UNI-L","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866677645624,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-UNI-X","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866677678392,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-UNI-2","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866677711160,"sku":"TT-23767-NAV-UNI-3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753714819-front_2673aeb4-5fb8-47f2-8855-e8e324278683.jpg?v=1753714921"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-the-british-invasion-part-ii-shirt-red-hoodie-23768","title":"The British Invasion: Part II Hoodie","description":"The year is the future with this album art shirt from the Goodbye Charlemagne synthpop album, The British Invasion: Part II","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Red \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866698125624,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-HOO-S","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Red \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866698158392,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-HOO-M","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Red \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866698191160,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-HOO-L","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866698223928,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-HOO-X","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866698256696,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-HOO-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866698289464,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-HOO-3","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753714987-front.jpg?v=1753715131"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-the-british-invasion-part-ii-shirt-red-women-s-t-shirt-23768","title":"The British Invasion: Part II Women's T-shirt","description":"The year is the future with this album art shirt from the Goodbye Charlemagne synthpop album, The British Invasion: Part II","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Red \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866700779832,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-WOM-S","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Red \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866700812600,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-WOM-M","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Red \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866700845368,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-WOM-L","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866700878136,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-WOM-X","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866700910904,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-WOM-2","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/L_T-Shirt_White_liklyu_67a157c0-ee50-4991-a2f1-b2c2636b514f.jpg?v=1753715140"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-the-british-invasion-part-ii-shirt-red-unisex-t-shirt-23768","title":"The British Invasion: Part II Unisex T-shirt","description":"The year is the future with this album art shirt from the Goodbye Charlemagne synthpop album, The British Invasion: Part II","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Red \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866702975288,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-UNI-S","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Red \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866703008056,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-UNI-M","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Red \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866703040824,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-UNI-L","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866703073592,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-UNI-X","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866703106360,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-UNI-2","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866703139128,"sku":"TT-23768-RED-UNI-3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753714987-front_c11c94dd-1247-47c3-85b4-9d9f14bb32ea.jpg?v=1753715161"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-glitz-glamour-shirt-baby-blue-hoodie-23769","title":"Glitz \u0026 Glamour Hoodie","description":"Be the funkiest dude on the block with this shirt design featuring the title of Goodbye Charlemagne's disco album.","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Baby Blue \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866711953720,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-HOO-S","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Baby Blue \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866711986488,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-HOO-M","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Baby Blue \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866712019256,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-HOO-L","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Baby Blue \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866712052024,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-HOO-X","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Baby Blue \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866712084792,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-HOO-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Baby Blue \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866712117560,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-HOO-3","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753715159-front.jpg?v=1753715230"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-glitz-glamour-shirt-baby-blue-unisex-t-shirt-23769","title":"Glitz \u0026 Glamour Unisex T-shirt","description":"Be the funkiest dude on the block with this shirt design featuring the title of Goodbye Charlemagne's disco album.","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Baby Blue \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866714509624,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-UNI-S","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Baby Blue \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866714542392,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-UNI-M","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Baby Blue \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866714575160,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-UNI-L","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Baby Blue \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866714607928,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-UNI-X","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Baby Blue \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866714640696,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-UNI-2","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Baby Blue \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866714673464,"sku":"TT-23769-BAB-UNI-3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753715159-front_9f556c0d-9531-4495-9094-e88ab739f856.jpg?v=1753715240"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-goodbye-charlemagne-shirt-black-hoodie-23770","title":"Goodbye Charlemagne Hoodie","description":"Goodbye Charlemagne shirt design featuring the font from The Sensational Debut.","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866729615672,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-HOO-S","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866729648440,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-HOO-M","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866729681208,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-HOO-L","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866729713976,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-HOO-X","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866729746744,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-HOO-2","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black \/ Hoodie","offer_id":50866729779512,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-HOO-3","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753715260-front_b0d441be-8bc6-4bb7-8268-8ab318f84039.jpg?v=1753715364"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-goodbye-charlemagne-shirt-black-women-s-t-shirt-23770","title":"Goodbye Charlemagne Women's T-shirt","description":"Goodbye Charlemagne shirt design featuring the font from The Sensational Debut.","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866732171576,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-WOM-S","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866732204344,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-WOM-M","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866732237112,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-WOM-L","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866732269880,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-WOM-X","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black \/ Women's T-shirt","offer_id":50866732302648,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-WOM-2","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/L_T-Shirt_White_liklyu_199f4d26-045c-459f-8506-4721ec74d96a.jpg?v=1753715382"},{"product_id":"goodbye-charlemagne-goodbye-charlemagne-shirt-black-unisex-t-shirt-23770","title":"Goodbye Charlemagne Unisex T-shirt","description":"Goodbye Charlemagne shirt design featuring the font from The Sensational Debut.","brand":"Goodbye Charlemagne","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866733908280,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-UNI-S","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866733941048,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-UNI-M","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866733973816,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-UNI-L","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866734006584,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-UNI-X","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866734039352,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-UNI-2","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black \/ Unisex T-shirt","offer_id":50866734072120,"sku":"TT-23770-BLA-UNI-3","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/files\/goodbye-charlemagne-1753715260-front_27fe94e5-03d4-4be0-8f02-ecb22f86d783.jpg?v=1753715399"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0863\/0956\/8824\/collections\/goodbye-charlemagne_276b5169-0b03-4248-aca7-1f3c9964bcc9.jpg?v=1780546288","url":"https:\/\/shop.tonethreads.com\/collections\/goodbye-charlemagne.oembed?page=2","provider":"ToneThreads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}